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Racer morning (chakkonmech)
Race Number 305
Date Sat, 23 Feb 2019 16:06:42 +0000
Speed 163 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents khronic (4th place) phlofy (3rd place)

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"Pearl Harbor" is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours, about how on Dec. 7, 1941, the Japanese staged a surprise attack on an American love triangle. Its centerpiece is 40 minutes of redundant special effects, surrounded by a love story of stunning banality. The film has been directed without grace, vision, or originality, and although you may walk out quoting lines of dialog, it will not be because you admire them.
Your Movie Sucks (book) by Roger Ebert (see stats)

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